Chapter Five

We begin this update with a picture of the expanded house, the slant-y roof is back, yay.

Bernard stresses the need to never enrage the golden jellyfish of doom.

Meanwhile Lolita shares cooking tips with a chef, what a chef would need cooking tips for Lolita doesn't know, but it pays, so she does it.

Bernard paints his first masterpiece, it's full of phallic symbols, so he keeps it.Also, Luna still dreams of rocks.

Lolita becomes a pop star and Bernard sells a group of six paintings for 20,000 simoleons. Thanks to that money, the house gets a big of a make over. Carpets for the floors, proper bedrooms for the girls, new wallpaper. Up next is a dining room so they can stop eating against the wall by the front door.

Bernard's an early riser, so when the rest of the family is still asleep, he likes to go out around town an cause trouble.

Like blowing up public property.

See, what's what you get.

With all his lifetime points, Bern decides he wants a bed that floats. Mostly because he wants to join the meter high club, the lech.

Bernard invents a time machine and instantly wishes to travel to the past. Good luck Bern, don't fuck anything up.

Wha.... Who are you!? Dammit Bernard I told you not to fuck anything up!

Margo Webb joins the family, she's a female Bernard clone from the past. She's not eligible for heir, but she's cute so that's okay.

First you release a kid from the past and now dragons!? Run Lolita! Run!

The other girls are blissfully unaware of the goings on in their backward, Dot was too busy making a pie. See how wonderful it is?

Margo quickly settles in.

The upper floor gets a bit of a redesign, Britta and Margo share a room because they're the youngest, but also because they both love the color green.

With the girls in bed, Lolita and Bernard head to the edge of town to check out the new dance club that was built. Lolita's agent wants her to be 'seen' there, while Bernard is just going for the hot wings.

Besides the bartender, there's only one other person at the club. But Lolita doesn't care, she still has fun.

Bernard thinks there's too much fog in their fog machines, he can barely see his hot wings.

At times, Bernard wonders how people can buy the shit he paints. Seriously, he's just screwing around.

Speaking of screwing around, Lolita has so qualms with spending the entire day pretending to get eaten by a shark.

Typically on mornings when Bernard invents random things, a stray dog likes to keep him company by playing in the puddles on the deck left by the sprinkler. It's that moment that Bernard gets the overwhelming urge to get three tattoos.

He gets to the salon just as it's closing, but that doesn't stop him from going right on in anyway, Upstairs he finds some weird contraption.

Oh yeah, that'll work out well.

Notes:

Damn Bernard and his time traveling! I almost killed Margo off because I thought I couldn't afford another kid in the house, but Bernard's paintings are selling for mad cash, so I figured I could do it. And I keep forgetting to give him his tattoos! I realized that I had missed three in game weeks, so he got them all in one fell swoop. I was hoping he would get the fucked up tattoos that happen if you've never used the tattoo machine before, but he didn't. It worked fine, I was sort of bummed out about that. 

Margo's traits are - Disciplined, Clumsy and Light Sleeper.

And Brttia's third trait, which I forgot to mention last post, is Good.

In the next post the two girls become teens and there's a trip to China, woot!